Turned 30 today. Would recommend.

Day 2 of not being able to sleep and then waking up already in tears. This is great, love this for me.

This looks like so much fun - gutted I'm not in Leeds at the moment but if any Leeds friends/colleagues/freshers are about and want to give it a go, go for it!

Ah fuck my garage has flooded

This reminds me of the revelation that track and trace in the UK was heavily Excel based...

One of my closest friends Louise Bell has submitted her thesis! Very, very well deserved!

Bought a house today

Slipknot last night blew the roof off the place, can't wait to see them when they tour again. Teenage me was so happy, my goodness

Given my own ability to complete tasks and the standard they're regularly completed at, I fear for humanity.

This is this generation's "Who Shot Mr Burns?"

God, I knew the guy had range but I didn't realise he was quite that versatile an actor.

What a show. Such a fitting sendoff for Ozzy and Sabbath and such a powerful feeling seeing so many metal gods on the same stage paying tribute. #BackToTheBeginning

I think of this quote every single day

I'm increasingly developing streaks of grey in both corners of my hair and I endorse this message. It's slowly creeping upwards and I'll be damned before I do anything to it