Bandit: Give it up boy, there's 16 of us and only one of you! Barbarian: I CAST FIRE BRAWL!!! Bandit: Barbarians can't cast spells dude Barbarian: *nods at the wizard in the corner* Wizard: *grins* Bandit: YOU WOULDNT Wizard: FIRE- Barbarian: BRAWL!!!

I've been in this space for 5ish years mostly passive online. During this time I've seen Loren be nothing but a constant positive force in the ttrpg space.

Dungeon of Nope: This dungeon has 10 rooms filled with enticing challenges. When all ten challenges are resolved they just reset. Dungeon's exit appears only when all 10 challenges are declined.

Vicious Mockery Of The Day: I've seen shadows with more depth than you.

Vicious Mockery Of The Day: You're like a mimic - you only appear useful. #viciousmockery

Druid: I cast Moonbeam DM: it's the middle of the day Druid: I cast Noonbeam

Cleric: Inside of you there are two wolves... Druid: THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME IN COLLEGE AND I WAS EXPERIMENTING AND HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT WE SWORE NEVER TO TELL ANYONE!!! Cleric: ...one is evil and the other is good... Druid: oh it' a proverb... nevermind

Player 1: I'm playing a druid Player 2: I'm also playing a druid but with an Italian accent Dm: ok ??? Player 1: I wildshape into a hawk Player 2: I also wildashapea into hawka. So he'sa hawka onea, and I'm hawka t- Dm: I will have you assassinated

Cleric: Can I finish him? Dm: You have no spells left, your cantrips are non dmg and he's 30ft away Cleric: he hears a clown cackling, skittering underneath his bed, NAILS SCRAPING, TEETH GRINDING, PARENTS YELLING- Dm: jesus ok he's dead, wtf did you cast Cleric: Traumaturgy

Dm: *rubs temples* so you all chose to play warforged druids...let's hear it Player 1: Optimus Thyme Dm: oh no Player 2: Bramblebee Dm: please Player 3: Strawscream Dm: stop Player 4: Megathorn Dm: why are you like this

Shopkeeper: Did you find any items to sell on your adventure? Paladin: We just found a chest with a scroll in it... Wizard: ...which said "the real treasure is the friends you made on the way"... Bard: ...and it's kinda true, right? *smiles* Rogue: I sell them for 100gp each.

Paladin: so there she was, the vampiress, naked in a barrel full of water in front of a seeing orb... Naturally I blessed the water, she started melting, got out and... started bottling it and telling the orb it cost 100gp per bottle?! Bard: Ah. Onlyfangs? Paladin: Onlyfangs.

Master Wizard: THIS IS A DISGRACE! MAY I REMIND YOU THIS IS A MAGIC INSTITUTION AND WE CAN DIVINE IF YOU CHEATED?! EACH OF YOUR VERBAL COMPONENTS IS PERSONAL AND UNIQUE NOT SOME GENERIC BULLSHIT! Student 1: dude wtf is he on about? Student 2: ChantGPT

Vicious Mockery of the Day: If I had a coin each time you said something clever - I'd be in debt.

SESSION ZERO Dm: Would you be interested in secretly becoming a BBEG of the campaign? Player 1: HELL YEAH! Dm: *same question* Player 2: OF COURSE! Dm: *same question* Player 3: OMG YES! Dm:

WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? ⚔️ 🧭 🪶 👀 Matthew Mercer SIR JULIEN DAVINOS - #CriticalRole Campaign 4 begins this OCTOBER 2ND! 🗡 [ Artwork by Loren 🎏 MOVED TO BSKY & IG, with additional art and consultation by Hannah 🎨✨]

My head canon is that this is Matt's character he played when he was a kid and he gets to relive it now on a scale that kid never would have dreamed of

Players: We've rolled pretty high for our stats and our builds are strong. We're prepared for everything. DM: We start the campaign with all of you having families, children, spouses and pets and they are all perfectly happy and... healthy. Players: OH FUUUUUCK YOU!!!!