I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

calm down. youtube.com/watch?v=P5VT-o…

florida ducks are assholes.

may 4th, right up there with march 14.

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

crazy, this is 20 years old... youtube.com/watch?v=nP3wfX…

I’m in an insane Facebook Christmas group and they are gearing up for Christmas in July. I haven’t been kicked out of the group yet, but I’m trying very hard. A THREAD

how the hell does Starbucks run out of coffee? you legit have 1 job.

do we really need all these mattress stores?

i have the Joann Fabrics app on my home screen. come at me.

ask me if i can see your screen and i will say no every time, even if i can.

when somebody coughs on a plane, i can tell you how many rows away they are.

when does a polo player become and avid polo player?

is it safe to assume anyone with face tattoos is a soundcloud dj?

yuca chips are better than potato chips.

Freddy’s is better than Shake Shack. Come at me.

Did you know that in 1947, GE (General Electric) scientists were involved in a secret government program called Project Cirrus that seeded hurricanes to steer them? After seeding, the hurricane took an immediate sharp turn towards the southeast US. They did this 80 years ago...

thou shalt not commit adulthood.

in case you didn't know this already, you can order one nugget at chik-fil-a.