HELP?????

are ya a fruit, missy?

dirk. . .a cute nickname for a cute guy. it's real nice to meet'cha. i hope i get to know ya even more. ☺️

i've got a lil sis, but she's only 8. definitely not old enough to be applejack.

my lil sister is so so SO adorable, do ya guys wanna see pics of her? 😁

whoa, what a coincidence —— so am i!

[currently unfolding the photos in his wallet. 😁 it's pictures of a little girl with ginger hair and freckles.] a little adventurer, she is. constantly gettin' lost in the woods searching for treasure.

thank you! she's the cutest darn thing to ever exist. ☺️

does dirk have a look-a-like too? the plot thickens...

//look i know ragamuffin is supposed to have a cockney accent but you're gonna have to just imagine it bc i am NAUGHT typing all this out. . .

//holds head in hands

i'm free anytime you are. let me treat you out, i know a perfect place. you'll like it.

then. . .how about we go for steaks at this steakhouse? it's got great reviews. i'd be really happy to pay for ya.

sounds rough. 's all good, though. ill keep ya from gettin' hit with any other object. don't wanna scar up that pretty face, do we?

oh, get comfy with it all ya like. it's gonna stick. 😌

carrots was sayin' something about it. you sure?

nonsense —— someone like yourself deserves to be spoiled once 'n awhile, no? i don't mind a'all. [taking hand into his own, laying a chaste kiss to knuckles.] it'll be fun.