A sandwich without meat is just lonely bread lol #thegoodguys

I rated Iron Sky 5/10 imdb.com/title/tt1034314 #IMDb

“UberFacts: Spike from "A Land Before Time" was added to the group of characters as an appeal to the mentally handicapped.” Sam Amery

youtube.com/watch?v=KhEEhn… doing the rounds but a quality tune and top video...

Why dose getting fit hurt so much #getfit #fml

I rated The Watch 9/10 imdb.com/title/tt1298649 #IMDb

I wish cinemas would come equipped with a lake into which I could throw people's iPhones.

In Greek Mythology, Aphrodite (the goddess of sexual intercourse) emerged from the foaming semen of her father’s castrated testicles.

A snail can stay asleep for 3 whole years.

Coffee and toast in garden center with Alexandra Matthews #nomnomnom

#waroftheworlds hope no one has to sit next too me #thighs2big4smallchairs Alexandra Matthews

Sat waiting

Tits getting started :)

daniel clare: daniel clare war of the worlds it's the show in the motopoint arena in cardiff Jan Abraham Coetsee

#Ea#A#fuygf

Ireland certainly dominated the 6 nations game yesterday but Mike Phillips is winning the twitter battle today #areyousure 😂😂