Back to the gym for the first time today since my endo surgery. I haven't felt this pain free in years (so why not torture myself a little?) #endometriosis

Stop separating acquisition and retention. Growth without a plan to keep them is wasted money. Don’t fill the funnel without a bowl underneath! #startup #growthmarketing

Ok hear me out—working moms should be able to hire a proxy who bakes and can fulfill all the school social obligations. Love my kids, hate all the school politics and judgy judies. My proxy would represent me way better than I could 🤣

Just had a call with a founder who is also a twin mom and threw as much advice at her as I could in 30 minutes. Twins was the biggest pivot of my life but taught me better prioritization, triage, and how to thrive in chaos

Making my first CV in 12 years to get past procurement as fractional cmo for new client—so tell me, what’s new in résumés these days

Aditi Shekar I just want a German fintech (or global) to integrate a good accounting experience like Xero with Datev…IN ENGLISH! That would solve 99% of my business problems 😅

Moms, what are we getting ourselves for Christmas this year? So far I’ve got chili oil, socks and silk pyjamas lined up

Ok I made something completely stupid and pointless and it is bringing me so much joy - awful pitch generator (and it’s not AI!) pitches.publicover.co

Software sales rep: “Hey, noticed you’re using more than your current license allows for. We need to double your price.” Me: “That’s ok we’ll find a more affordable alternative.” Rep: “Oh, actually nevermind current pricing is fine.” Why must we play these games…

I’ve been done with work for the year for a few days & I’ve already read a few books and now I have no idea what to do with myself until Jan 8

I’ll never be woke enough to cancel “Do they know it’s Christmas”

Ok the Goodfellas shot in the Bear season finale was glorious perfection and I want to high five every crew member that made it happen

You ever lay on your partner’s pillow for a sec and feel completely horrified at what they’re sleeping on? Srsly what is this hard lumpy bullshit sir

Unpopular truth: Trying to follow someone else’s recipe for success when you don’t have access to the same ingredients is a recipe for disappointment (This post is not about cooking)

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Reading my usual smut and my kid leans over and starts sounding out a word. TEACH THEM TO READ, they said. #hoistedbymyownpitard

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Was speaking to a mentee last night and told her about editing copy directly in Quark and I sounded like a grandpa on a porch