“If I had to pick one person in the office with surface level knowledge about assisted suicide, I would pick you.” My boss really knows how to flatter me.

In case you want to feel old: Somebody That I Used to Know is currently playing on The Bus.

*stops using exclamation points in emails so people know I’m fed up*

Trump after seeing latest South Park episode

Is purple a girl color?

Nothing like ending the most exhausting month of my life with a cute lil case of shingles 🥰

honestly showgirl is reputation in a trench coat, with only lingerie underneath tho

My husband falls asleep before me almost every single night. Last night I discovered the two activities that make him wide awake at bedtime: 1. Listening to an owl outside. 2. Shopping for grills on FB Marketplace.

My neighbors got the cops called on them and I’ve never been more interested in something in my life

My husband is out here just ruining my life

Thankful that my husband minds his own business when he witnesses me pulling out a pair of heels and a brownie from my purse at the same time.

Mitch is on a tswift kick lately and thought Father Figure was “inspired by Succession or something.” Cute.

CYCLONES WIN! CYCLONES WIN! 🌪️🚨🌪️

It’s only rained during the Rose Parade 10 times in its 130-year history. And we’re here for the 11th time.

My intern refers to me as “queen,” and I absolutely love that for myself.

This is v fun

Never underestimate what Rick Pitino can create in less than 15 seconds

Ending the weekend with half of the final four of my Hot Coach Madness still in it. I’ll take it I guess.

Iowa State Athletics Director Jamie Pollard confirms at press conference ISU will add the sport of women’s wrestling in 2027-2028 school year. Wrestling replaces gymnastics as Iowa State’s 18th varsity sport. Kevin Dresser will become director of men’s and women’s wrestling.