Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

The phrase "brevity is the soul of wit" comes from a 4 hour long play full of extremely verbose dialogue and lengthy monologues, written by a dude who loved writing 4 hour long plays full of longwinded speech, said by a bloviating idiot who is consistently wrong about everything

Self explanatory

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"

“Group Captain Sandy Sandilands, we’ve decided to appoint you military attaché.” “Thank you, sir. With two years as an Arctic warfare instructor and fluency in Swedish, Russian and Finnish, I’d be honoured to—” *Sniggering* “You’re sending me to a desert country, aren’t you?”

they HALO jump john fetterman into the dead center of tehran, buttass and fucked up on crystal. the ultimate weapon. but he gets porno mad and starts flinging around IDF guys so they have to flamethrower him and he’s just yelling

quotes that go hard

I assume it’s just: - kids <18 cannot be advertised to or tracked legally - Nuke kid friendly spaces - Children move to other apps & claim to be 18 - Companies can now advertise to & track data without being liable

The trans community has been set back 6,000 years. Now I have to figure out how to describe “transmasc lesboys” in Proto-Indo-European

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

Crazy how Elon ended up like this because he thought artificially lowering his estrogen level would make him manlier

Proof that no one chooses to be trans because transitioning right now would like living in 1930's Germany and going "Yeah so I think I'm gonna convert to Judaism"

I welcome God Emperor of the Universe Keir Starmer

looking at the gamerslop propaganda coming out of the white house just reminds me of the realest thing ever said about america

not the birth controli

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

g 48k Hyperliquid points already -> thin books farming hard fr. Who's stacking for the win?