Gotta cop this one for the collection

After a year of living in this city, I can confirm that Boston’s public transit system is pretty neat! It is in fact a convenient form of transportation and saves money! (learned how to take the train a week ago)

If I had a dollar for every time a paper bag from the grocery store broke on me I’d probably have like 16 dollars

can we bring back the cha cha slide

you hit one curb and they swear you can’t drive

see how I woke up this sunday without a raging hangover? very demure. VERY mindful

cucumber salad is all fun and games until you slice open your finger on the g damn mandoline slicer! what’s up with that! #womendoNOTbelonginthekitchen

do you think chipotle workers make their bowl/burrito for themselves or do they have their fellow chipotle worker make their order?

I’ve never heard of a masculine man that genuinely likes the look of a mini cooper countryman

fml accidentally put cumin on my yogurt instead of cinnamon

no plans. enjoying rent this wknd, thxs

Sometimes I feel bad for rats. And not because I like rats but if they looked like dogs everyone would want a pet rat. Everyone would want one.

Is lorde and charlie xcx not the same person??

I dyed my hair and got a noise piercing. Running out of things to do

Love when I download a FREE app. Give them my email and phone number. Take a 10 minute survey with questions. Only to find out the only way to use the app is to pay for a $30 dollar monthly subscription following a free week trial that I always forget to cancel. Love that for me

Someone really likes Caribbean Colada

Everything I want costs money. Why