Did I just see that Tim has a tattoo of a U2 cassette tape on his arm…. And just when you thought this chump couldn’t get any worse #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Dream scenario for the outcome of the dinner party. Tim #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Not sure why people can’t understand Adrian, he’s speaking fluent cuntanese #MAFSAU

For a dumb cunt he can certainly pull the wool over a few eyes when put on the spot! Still talks like a pissed stranger about to fight you for not having a lighter on a night out #MAFSAU

Tim is a lispy toadfish gimp, his description of who he wants sounds eerily like…… a student #MAFSAU

Morena, fuck off somewhere and read your affirmations book you withering scowl of a human #MAFSAU

Adrian’s dialect is “Nike TNS” #MAFSAU

Gonna have to rewatch Lauren’s first wedding just to replay her sister absolutely decimating her, I look at that with a completely new perspective now #MAFSAU

And it was St Joseph that proclaimed, thy shall fornicate with rappers and take thee a husband at first sight on TV. iM sO CaFliCk #MAFSAU

Ryan is 80% neck and ears, and he prefers to cum at the gym #MAFSAU

Ryan’s not gonna be ANY sort of dad, he sweats his kids out at the gym #MAFSAU

I’m honestly dumfounded at Elliot’s redemption arc, I think he may well be my favourite now #MAFSAU

Ah well Dave… you probably should have created your Cameo account when you were the golden child, no ones gonna pay $70 for some cunt to wish their pals happy birthday. Prick #MAFSAU

Dave’s nice guy costume is definitely at the dry cleaners, who is this gargantuan cunt!? #MAFSAU

A bit behind on the viewing…. But why does Carina look like she’s cosplaying Michael and Janet Jackson at the same time? #MAFSAU

Hang on… aren’t these the 2 miserable old fucks that were going off on the girls because they came up with an idea “intellectual property” that the girls copied!? Now having a go at the guys for having an idea and exploring it? Fucking hypocrites! Bitter to the core #theblockAU

Ahhh Alicia, of course you’re pleased that others are now acting like bitter cretins. Cuntery loves company #theblock

Just praying they leave with nothing at the end of it all 🙏 Sonny and Alicia are absolutely vile! A nice Glasgow kiss would be bliss #theblock