If you aren’t going to cut the cake at your celebration then put it on the invite so I can decide if I’ll attend

The earth actually takes about 365 days and 6 hrs to complete a trip round the sun, but for convenience, we ignore the 6 hrs. And over 4 years, the ignored extra 6 hrs yearly accumulate to a full day (24 hrs) which we then add as Feb 29th, creating a leap year

This season of white lotus is boring AF

I am EXHAUSTED 😩

this is so important. kids should be taught to deal with high volume email correspondence from an early age. it is a crucial skill in the workplace

I’m so sorry but dogs should not be allowed in food establishments

Finally got round to watching the first ep of the new black mirror and I’m at a wreck 😭

When people scratch the back of their throat making that nnK Nnk sound.

The older I get, the more I realize our parents were not exaggerating about anything. You gotta clean your house every day. Junk food is indeed junk. Nothing costs a dollar, everything comes with a price! The phones are the problem and no we do not have McDonald’s money!

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do enough arts and crafts.

There's more Sikhs in the world than Jews and we don't have our own country. Sikhs have also faced genocide. You probably don't know about that though. Also no group is entitled to rape, steal, and commit apartheid and genocide against others despite any history of persecution.

My wife sent me a tik tok explaining that HMRC have a lifestyle unit that look at peoples instagram / facebook and compare it to their declared earnings. another reason why it's better to be humble in this life 😂

White Lotus is literally a posher version of Benidorm

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Omg Tessa is already an unlikable character on purpose but u had to choose someone that has multiple cry scenes and cannot cry at all?? Making that face doesn’t make up for not being able to make tears. That casting was a weird choice. If she doesn’t stop with this face #Straw

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time