Just found out Sam Raimi is directing dr strange 2; consider me intrigued #YoullGetYourRentWhenYouFixThisDamnDoor

The best way to decide who goes first is neither high roll nor odds or evens, it is infact playing another game of magic and winner chooses.

Thank you Jen Lewis for the wonderful audio, I wanted to lip sync some froggies! 🐸

Gromble

Ok but even if determinism is the real ally mcbeal, the illusion of choice is equivilant to actually having a choice. Choosing a door from hundreds only to find out all unchosen doors were locked is still a choice because of the lack of that knowledge of the agent.

Ok but like hear me out: On a lunch hunch, i Munch a crunch brunch a bunch

What kinda hooligan came up with (4/3)π(r^3)? Why couldn't they have used an easier fraction, like 9/5 + 32 or something

This form is what you CHOSE? Why would any thing choose a form so antithetical to the thing's own goals? Failure is your only success, you are worse than nothing, moth dust on the fingers of the all, interesting only in pondering what purpose you could possibly serve #raisins

Thank the hot dog man that days can't be longer than 25 hours

I am disgust

I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack I hope this email finds you in another part of the world I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

I like to keep my missplays in clean, colour sorted, vertical lines.

Haha canned corn, can you imagine haha whoa

I understand,

All Eurobeat doubles as Christmas music

Sneaking a peek under the Christmas tree at night “oh boy a heavy duty metal Christmas tree stand from Home Depot dot com”

What a time

"How was work, honey?" "Oh, you know, gary was up to his usual shit, and today even Diane [FOGHORN NOISE]" [Audience laughs] {Cut to wife reacting} {[Freeze frame, credits start to roll as laughter builds and builds, louder and louder, reaching a volume only encountered in ]}

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗