i like direct deposit

How it feels to argue with older people who think they're right just because they're older than you

Me to myself cos I'll never learn

How it feels talking to someone who views every situation as a personal attack and lives in a constant state of victimhood

when u stop texting first and realize nobody really fw u

"you look familiar" i don't even go outside so why you lying

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

dating market so bad rn that being single feels like freedom and prosperity 😂😂😭😭

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.

A visual restaurant menu

me when i get flashbacks from corny shit i did

Why tf is everything A SUBSCRIPTION???! I’m EXHAUSTED!!

Me when I secure that job that will allow me to pay my bills and have money for fun:

When a coworker raises their voice at me and I start wondering if they should meet the real me

how it feels waking up to pee when you’re already comfortable in bed

“i really like you” my trust issues :

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

Damn they took Tommy thru there 😂😭