I like it when girls look like 16th century peasants

WRONG. If she's not asking for details about my story that I haven't even thought of, it's not going to work.

The great lock in of August-December 2025 will be talked about for generations by my children and their children

Simon Sarris We've been fed fantasies about "true love" for generations without the necessary knowledge that nobody is perfect. Everyone is annoying sometimes. Everyone has negative traits. People are expecting to find their "one perfect match in the whole universe" and that's just not how

Call me a liberal tree hugger but I don’t think it’s ever supposed to be 101 degrees in Maine

How it feels to cowboy camp in below- freezing temperatures

There should be an option to fight someone to the death when you really want a job instead of sending in hundreds of applications/learning a bunch of shit you could learn on the job.

My hiker street cred is that I once glared at someone so hard on Mt Rainier that they turned off their Bluetooth speaker.

my plan is keep acting out on the internet until someone marries me

Those whom I pass on the trail are Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them Those whom pass me are Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

54 year old woman just asked if I was single and needed a sugar momma. Sorry ma'am I am looking for my future WIFE

if weeklong backpacking trips with a bunch of overly- and broadly-brilliant people sounds like your kinda thing, you should join the Expedition (Prime) gc complete - Yosemite up next — Glacier NP, Grand Canyon NP, Smokey Mountains, and Grand Teton NP

I simply cannot imagine being worth this much money, because I would be pouring money into my community and bioregion well before reaching $100 million. Why aren't they and what does that say about their character?

rue🌿 Recently came across the idea that one should never have to “confess” their affections for someone, both of you should ping pong escalating assurances back and forth until any admission or confession is certain and mostly a formality

Anybody with more than $50M that isn’t building soil or greening a desert can kiss my ass.

WE'RE SO BACK!

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

I may have gone overboard with the tomatoes