RT this with your dick

@GeronimoPubs #TheEagle Love this place

"Swaghetti Yolonnaise." I'm not sure whether to applaud or weep at this genius travesty of a saying.

I feel as though I don't tweet enough; be prepared, you guys could be getting many more tweets from this direction

Elysium; an unexpectedly satisfying and generally brilliant film

So much to practise, so little energy

Quick shot of toffee vodka as I get in from work, should set me up for a decent sleep #Exhausted

For god's sake #GrowSomeBalls

It's a Sunday; wasn't this meant to be a day of rest?

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Well bugger, I feel like death - successful freshers week!

Bar Staff Problems What happened to -'service with a smile'? -well after dealing with so many arseholes, I prefer the 'fosters with a fist'

@PAULOwithaU You're welcome! Haha

Was great playing TheEagleW12 last night; hope we get to be in there again soon!

Getting funny looks from people on the tube because you have a tune stuck in your head and keep humming it #MusicianProblems

Apologies to the cyclist I just ran in front of, I had a bus to catch #PlacesToBe

Toby Nelms Toby nt Tom Barton Damon Phil Donnelly @KellyMathieson JBandtheRabbitHole Great gig, lovely playing with u all. #i'mabeliever

If anyone knows of anyone looking for a room, check out this ad and send me a message spareroom.co.uk/3460920 #spareroom