There’s no way this goal doesn’t win the Puskas award 🤯🤯🤯 Argentinean commentary makes it even better 🤩🤩

On my way :)

Anyone interested? 54 facelift #R53 #Mini #CooperS. Needs a bit of TLC but been well looked after. It’s in SW Herts, Watford area. DM if interested and make me an offer #cartwitter

Someone’s had the wheels off me skateboard

Every flying ant is a prick. No exceptions

Derwent and Ladybower reservoirs yesterday. Rained all day but still picturesque from start to finish

❤️

Joey Barton has now lost his violent assault case (wife, Georgia Barton) his defamation case (Eni Aluko) and libel/harrassment (Jeremy Vine). Matey must be about a million down, all in? Expensive business this “being a fucking prick”, isn’t it?

Remember when David Blaine slept in a perspex box suspended over the Thames for a week and people just threw chips at him and called him a cunt? Simpler times.

The 5ft 2in hero of racist fuckwits, Stephen Yaxley Lennon, has been arrested. Again. Cue the crowdfunder, mining the pockets of thick supporters before pleading guilty, only to emerge looking like Forrest Gump before fucking off to a 5 star resort. And repeat…

Rally Grifter

⛳️🏌️ John Daly with the greatest range session of all-time 🤣

Villa have sold in 13 months: Jhon Duran: £64m Moussa Diaby: £55m Douglas Luiz: £43m Omari Kellyman: £19m Tim Iroegbunam: £9m Cameron Archer: £15m Aaron Ramsey: £14m Kessler Hayden: £4m Jacob Ramsey: £39m Despite qualifying for the Champions League, we still cannot spend

Fucking Depressing really, how The Rich here in the UK can just Buy a Listed Building, which "Mysteriously" Burns to the Ground, so they can replace it with Commercial Property & Flats, with absolutely fuck all pushback

🤔

Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open 👻 (via raygiubilo/IG)

'ordinary bread that actually soaks up the butter you cunt!'

2 minutes in and the America fans are pissing me off 🤣 ⛳️

Luke Donald’s Ryder Cup record as a player: 2004 away - won 18.5-9.5 2006 home - won 18.5-9.5 2010 home - won 14.5-13.5 2012 away - won 14.5-13.5 As a captain: 2023 home - won 16.5-11.5 2025 away - won 15-13 Get a statue up outside Wentworth! 🇪🇺