Madison Bumgarner on trade rumors:

Posey x Panda. A collab that never gets old.

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A Yastrzemski just homered at Fenway. Can you believe it?

Dodgers fans after that Howie Kendrick grand slam.

Year 14 for Pablo. Still dangerous in a big spot:

Goldy out of Wrigley. 😳 (MLB x GEICO)

The first squad in the postseason? The SFGiants! #CLINCHED

BUSTER MUTHAFUCKIN POSEYYYYYYYYYYYY

Giant start for San Francisco. #Postseason

HAT TRICK 🧢🧢🧢

I am rolling pieces of my teeth inbetween my fingers

As of now I WILL be disposing of recyclable waste into my trash receptacle. I will be stomping down any and every piece of recyclable waste into my brown bin. This post pertains to soda bottles AND boxes and whatnot. The differentiation between blue and brown is annoying me.

Ear clogged, I can hear my fucking EYELIDS. Y’all ever get that syringe and the plastic cup that make you hear better!?? She syringe my block, thusly. Give me vibration. Upon my request, ears work. I liked the way she held my face.

Schemes foiled by an an inanimate object. But my name has gained a letter.

Incapibility