I’m so sorry I missed your text. I be playing those shitty mobile games with my phone on airplane mode so I don’t get the ads.

Wait, no, this is actual homophobia

yes i wish it didn’t

do i restart my animal crossing island so i’ll have dopamine to play it again or is that impossible because i’ll erase everything i put into it :/

i’m sorry they know each other how

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

ever since i started running i’ve become so talented at counting backwards

i don’t know how to explain but this is peak lesbianism

Making a new Camp Rock movie without Demi is like writing a new bible without Jesus

have i?

no but badlands by halsey is still so iconic

i wish i believed in myself as much as my garmin does

… wait what

it’s over for all of us

sometimes the glee cover is better than the original song and that’s Okay

They killed a 3 year old girl btw

runna really thinks i can do a pace 5:20 for my half marathon i-

world without america

i thought strawberries were red