Today's Indianapolis show will be moved to tomorrow night at 9:00pm.

“@ConceitedOddity: Etw212 is an RP company for "special" RP's, right? I kid, I kid. EPW's Ambassador” I don't kid. That's accurate.

DAMN! @ExplicitCandice EPW @DenversQueen

"shaushsgshxhsudhs: Selfie with JohnBLayfield & EPW's Ambassador." It could be Aron Rex. in the costume instead

Can I RP Umaga?

“@FireyTemptress: Since I'm bored someone should go to my ask!” No.

“@PrizeFun54320: You won 1 spot to our $10k sweepstakes EPW's Ambassador (seriously!). Click our shortlink and use pass 3852 to redeem.” No.

How the fuck does autocorrect change "going" to "ping"?!

Surprise butt sex.

“Red.: who wants a spam?” I read that as "who wants a sperm?" DAMN!

“LeBae.: When couples have sex for the first time, things get awkward after...well only for a bit. Right?” Nah.

When white people try to sound black...

White people who try to act like black people are the worst.

“@AdornedRussian: EPW's Ambassador I'm screaming like shit!!” That's a HORRENDOUS simile... You know, because shit doesn't scream.

More white people trying to sound black...

Or maybe Mexican... EPW's Ambassador

Probably needs to continue going with THAT spelling error. @trillestguy SAVED.

8.11.14.

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