The wonderful Mark Thomas verbally crucifying Johnson at this graduation ceremony

Fucking come on!!! MR14

Last ten seconds kills me off 😂

Wether Cristiano Ronaldo’s right or wrong for doing this interview. He’s highlighting the glaringly obvious problem we have. This shows it, scheduled tweet or not, our clubs just getting rinsed for as much profit as possible. #GlazersOut #MUFC

Rashford with that Ronny cut back 😍😍😍

They ask about the bible I was reading, told them that the title was misleading

Come on!!! Up you fucking reds! #MUNMCI

Oh Newcastle 😂

Imagine getting this close, then finding you’ve been scammed of tickets. Wounded. #MUFC

RAAAAASHYYY

Oh fuck sake. Fridge is coming on

Bound to be block head. Mint.

Any spares for the mufc v Brighton game today? #MUFC

Many are now saying that this video clip might be why Russell Brand is "being attacked." WATCH

Bring back DDG

About time mainoo’s getting a chance to pull the strings, 3-0 united

Labour's Chris Bryant: "What's worse? Losing WhatsApp messages as a tech bro, losing £11.8bn to fraud as chancellor, presiding over the biggest fall in living standards in history or desperately clinging onto power when you're even more unpopular than Boris Johnson?" #PMQs

The Flowers of Manchester. Ruthless goalscorers, gentle giants, hard-as-nails defenders and generational talents. But above all else: young, innocent men whose vibrant lives were taken far too soon. 🕊️🌹

Me: ‘I’m off to bed’ Film 4: ‘Are you fuck. Predator is on in ten minutes’