I keep reading all these memes saying “you’ll never find someone better than me...” But I’m sitting over here thinking “yeah you might but will she still be better than me after she’s put up with your shit for a couple of years?” 🤷‍♀️😬😉🤪 Just saying.

America is straight up wildin’ with this whole immigration shit... #ICE is out here arresting a famous rapper #21Savage and deporting his ass back to the U.K. 🤦‍♀️ Meanwhile in France, they are giving away citizenship for scaling buildings...

This is why I ADORE Florida: the weather was soooo nice that we played outside and we all got a sunburn 😁

I didn’t know that clapping could be sooooo exhausting! Shout out to all the audience members for making shows like Family Feud soooo great! ❤️❤️❤️

Best thing about In-N-Out burger? The coke 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve learned that if you wanna be popular in the third grade your nails have to be on fleek! You’re welcome. 🤪

My brother’s new song is 🔥 Go check it out 😎 JJ - Scarred youtu.be/eZ44bereMzI via YouTube

Don’t let anyone tell you they’re too busy... Someone who cares about you will always make time.

Like the perfect mistress that I am, I feel fortunate to have had you for an evening. Bon voyage my love.

Stagnation breeds misery.

That moment you realize that taking a screenshot of someone's personal picture and accidentally sending it to the person you stole it from might be the most mortifying thing you've done in YEARS... KMN

Is there a way to have a bilingual phone, laptop, tablet? Cause this whole auto-wrongness caused by two languages is killing me!

I can’t wait to go back home where the food isn’t eh on a good day and terrible most days... This burnt mess is supposed to be lasagna 🤢