Scott McLaughlin (@damacandcheese) 's Twitter Profile
Scott McLaughlin

@damacandcheese

Writerer of stuff. Doer of things.

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calendar_today30-05-2012 23:52:22

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Rules to survive in New York: • Never stop moving. If you're stationary you're an easier target • Don't look at anyone • If someone talks to you, do not respond • Keep your wallet and purse in front of you at all times • Keep all bags tight against your body bouncing slows

Tony P. (@tbone7219) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before Thanksgiving I like to rub my eye really red so my family thinks I have pinkeye and I can have my dinner out in the garage.

Scott McLaughlin (@damacandcheese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The next great American novel is just a couple trying to save enough money to buy a home and never being able to do so. #america

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wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair