Yo Please stop putting BKchat videos on my timeline, it disrupts my mental wellbeing

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

I can’t believe ppl do this 9-5 life for 50+ years, this cannot be my story😭😭

Top 2 & not 2

Someone: “you pick” me:

Financially, whatever happened in May can’t happen again

never thought my superpower would be predicting the future 😭

on holiday there is NO spending limit, i’ll figure it out when i get back home 😂

Me when I accidently say something mean because I’m in a bad mood

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality

i don't speak in the morning.

I don’t call people for things I can easily express via text message

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

I do not like spending nights at peoples house… I will leave at 4:21am😭

A trip. That is already planned out, paid for, and I just show up

plans for today:

best feeling

literally obsessed with people who teach themselves things or invest in random classes. LEARNING IS HOT!!!! take a french cooking class. beginners sewing. adult gymnastics. doing things out of the SPICE of curiosity is HOT!!!!!!!!!

Cant believe i’m goin prison for 2 days from the 13th to the 15th feb for not paying my tv licence 🤦🏽‍♂️