When I was in the city last week, these three Irishmen asked me to take a photo of them, but none of them had phones. “you’ll take the picture and we’ll find it someday” so if by some strange turn of events anyone knows these guys, here’s their photo

Putin would not be impressed

The 146 people who liked this tweet should go and live in a tenement together. As unfortunately little as I am informed on political matters, my intuition is telling me that this tweet is the work of a first-rate gowl.

It's like the trolley is something they've been burdened with by an evil force, watching from a drone. If they ever stop roaming Dublin in a perpetual state of Sesh it will explode and take out Leinster. So they just have to keep going. Pretending they are having a great time.

Junior Cert Notice If the pigeon remains in the exam hall tomorrow, the German exam will be moved to the study. The candidates today whose RE papers were deposited upon by the pigeon, will not lose marks for poor presentation.

Why is it I never have the same motivation to shave my pubes, as I would my face?

𝘼𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙓 Zoolander in it