When Lori Harvey said “what I wanted at 21, I don’t want at 25, I don’t even know her anymore” I really felt that. I’m a whole new person, on my own terms, who is constantly growing & learning + enjoying life & being at peace and happy with whatever comes with it.

“Drink it it taste like juice”

When your workplace is in chaos but your shift ended 6 seconds ago

me looking for things I don’t wanna find out:

When the wildfire team asks you to post "some prevention messaging" because it's going to be a hot, dry weekend

when he asks what i bring to the table.

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

“I hope this email finds you well.” Actually I’m deep in the forest where this email didn’t find me at all

If my man haircut $40, im sending him $41, so he can stop & get him a lil dollar margarita from applebees otw home.

love from a girl who has a necklace that she never takes off even when it doesn't go with her outfit could fix you

Trying to understand how Washington drivers can be Fast and the Furious on residential 25mph streets and yet go 45mph on the left lane of I-5. Mind-boggling.

It is with a heavy heart that we announce KOMO 4’s Steve Pool passed away this week surrounded by family and friends. He was 70-years-old. komonews.com/news/local/ste…

I used a Seattle firefighter's stolen credit card to go on a $8500 shopping spree at Bellevue Square Mall while he was putting up Christmas lights for the elderly. I'm a grinch and ruined Christmas. Identify me by contacting CrimeStoppers crimestoppers.com/submit-a-tip/

“Sir a second Temu ad has aired”

sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl