Why can't someone just save me from the hell that is dating apps??

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Rishi Sunak fined by the police this year, boasted of having no working class friends & switching funding from deprived areas to the rich, is now set to be the UK’s first billionaire PM. The elite are back in charge.

INDIAN NINA ZENIK+CRESS A pottery girl and sheltered princess have nothing in common—until a queen kidnaps one and traps the other's father. If they fail, their loved ones die. If they succeed, their lives will never be the same. #JWMeetYourMatch #YA #F #POC

#Missing cats from Sinfin #Derby #Derbyshire went missing after moving to a new home- they will be trying to find a way back to their old house in Littleover. Please check your sheds & keep an eye out for them. The #cats names are Stanley & Elijah. If found pls DM.Thank you❤️

SHADOW & BONE x DEFY THE NIGHT Bonded from childhood by ink magic, two friends-to-enemies-to-lovers navigate a treacherous political landscape as he competes to be the next king— and she plots to overthrow his family. #MoodPitch #YA #F #R

Emily Henry X Beth O’Leary Amicability is the great pretender for authors Becky🇲🇾 & Antonio🇰🇷. Not til their Mommas’ surprise visit at the cottage! The sunshine & eccentric pair will outdo 1 another—blurring the hating games & the wheel of romance. #MoodPitch #A #R #RC #IRMC

gender-bent Aladdin×RWRB in 🇮🇳 Get your own Genie who's a lifestyle vlogger? ✔️ Own a palace? ✔️ Fall for neighbor kingdom's cute prince? ✔️ Annoy the Palace Manager w/ antics? ✔️ Escape evil aunt who wants to 🔪 you & take over the world?Umm... #MoodPitch #YA #F #MV #CON #POC

MINA AND THE UNDEAD X WHAT WE HARVEST To save her town from monsters on Halloween, Thulasi makes a deal with their dead, famous creator. But when the deal endangers her friends, she has until midnight to save them. Looks like she's going monster-hunting. #moodpitch #YA #POC #H

Desi, gender-swapped Aladdin retelling × Princess Diaries Featuring: ✨Ace-aro Genie who loves vlogging ✨Ice-Queen villian vs a lazy thief ✨Set in India 🇮🇳 ✨Rags to royalty + tabloid gossip ✨Magic + Mischief + Slow-burn Romance #MoodPitch #YA #CON #F #R #POC #MV #LGBT

🇹🇩STRANGER THAN FICTION #moodpitch #a #t #tt #spf #mh #esl Trapped in a plot hole by an anxious writer, a detective & a plant lady must draft-&-time travel to 1900s Bucharest—Little Paris of the East—& solve the recurring crime in the Roman baths before the writer erases her ms.

🇮🇳 Genie × Fleabag "Hey fam! I am Genie & welcome back to my YouTube channel. Today we have Ali who's dealing with a case of 'How my aunt almost killed me to get her hands on a golden lamp'. Do like, share & subscribe for more wacky content!" #MoodPitch #YA #F #CON #MV #POC

A CURSE SO DARK & LONELY✖️WICKED✖️🇮🇹Morgan Le Fay When a cursed half-fay jester overhears a plot to kill the human crown prince, she must reconcile with her powerful mixed race identity to stop the assassin...or let the kingdom fall, so she can rise. #MoodPitch #YA #F #OWN #POC

GIDEON x FAST & FURIOUS Hey, Finn. Sorry I shapeshifted, kissed you, and tricked you into telling me secrets about your dad’s interplanetary mob. Want to burn down the system with me? My spy agency will only kill me a little if they find out. xx Rho #MoodPitch #YA #SF #LGBT

Ok but why is this ya contemporary idea suddenly starting to appear in my head 😭😭

This is an email an agent sent me 2 hours before our scheduled call, upon realizing I'm still living in my country, #Iran. She's busy all of a sudden, and doesn't bother to reschedule. This is the 3rd. time. Guys I'm so tired. #publishing #writerscommunity #WritingCommmunity

So the professional beta reader never refunded me lmfao. What pisses me off apart from the money is that I'm not the only one and they KEEP OFFERING THEIR SERVICES.

Omg guys I haven't been on Twitter in a while and now everyone leaving 😭 can someone please explain what Hive is and why we're all flocking to it?