Important hack, when you get your life together finally... don't tell anyone. Grow in silence first.

*performs work*

Just got called gay by three 13ish year old teenagers for refusing to buy them a case of beer. America is healing.

running a business is just oscillating between “i’m a genius” and “it’s all over” every 48 hours

Every entrepreneur seems to be a “visionary” looking for an “integrator” I’ve NEVER met an integrator looking for a visionary… Why?

"One of the first people I called this morning was T.J. Otzelberger." Otzelberger and new ISU head coach Jimmy Rogers were at South Dakota State at the same time (2017-19). Otz said, "if he will come, take him." KCCI News Scott Reister

If you're in your 20s and you want to live a great life: Go meet a woman and commit to her and have children.

The #1 sign you’re winning in life: No one understands what the hell you do for a living.

“15 French troops have arrived in Greenland to help train the local population in how to surrender.”

🚨KID ROCK: “We have this low birth rate in America.. Who's going to sleep with these ugly ass broke liberal women? Look at their rallies... A bunch of women no guy wants to sleep with & a bunch of dudes that want to sleep each other.” Do you agree? Follow: @ItsCarterHughes

I know a few DINKs (Dual Income No Kids) households Their household income is roughly $250,000/year with no debt. They invest a good portion of their income for retirement, take multiple vacations per year and live a very comfortable life. I think people like this are going

I caught an employee customizing his desktop background. It was a photo of his family at the beach. Smiling, waves crashing, pure joy. I asked why he changed it from the standard company logo. He said it motivates him during long hours. I explained that personal images can

Will Minnesota rioting end when walleye season opens ?

I asked my 15-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said, “Not a burnt quesadilla” because one time in 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

$50 is an underrated amount of money

Patrick Mahomes arguing to the Supreme Court ?

The only acceptable (non credentialed ) college degrees are philosophy , math and physics

Using doordash is actually the worst experience on earth. Here's 500 restaurants to pick from. Half of them are AI generated. 30% of them are ghost kitchens. The food will be cold. The food will cost 80% more than if you went in person. It will come in one hour. NO THANKS.