Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - bland - overused - predictable Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" - compelling - unexpected - confirms that those are indeed the facts

Day two of fresh memes for the book nerds! Munch, munch, munch, folks!

Get hallo-hyped for our open mic night on October 22! Come to the Grawood anywhere between spooky hours 6 and 8 to share your ghoulish writings, or anything else your tell-tale heart may desire!

TONIGHT

“Per my last email-“

This is my service to society today. Always remember to check brightspace!

english majors be like damn i have to learn to read by friday

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive - clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it)

Join us this Friday in the Fireplace Lounge to be part of our Holiday Book Exchange! Gift wrap any used or new book to exchange with someone else, and if youre unable to bring one, we’ve got a few to share! Board games and shenanigans to follow the book exchange. Also snacks.

“YoU Can’T UsE fiRSt pErSOn iN a FOrmAl esSAy!” You can if you’re not a coward.

Special shout out to Dr. Elaine Ply in the psychology department! She got a puppy!!! ❤️ 🐶

“YoU Can’T UsE fiRSt pErSOn iN a joUrnAliSm!” You can if you’re not a coward.

Happy first day back everyone! I, personally, am thriving.

Helen Pinsent

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Hey everyone! I hope you all had an amazing break! Kick off the new semester by coming around and seeing what your friendly neighbourhood english society is up to! Monday Jan 13 from 130-230 in the SUB society boardroom on the third floor! BE THERE!!

Speaks for itself.

Your local English society convenes again tomorrow! Come meet us at 5:30pm in the HUB boardroom on the third floor of the SUB to help us plan our upcoming events, like our writing workshop in the 27th!

I know caucuses can be a bit confusing to non-Americans, so here’s how they work: first they gather up a great pile of stones, then everyone in town arrives, then the families take a piece of paper from the black box, and if you pull a paper with a black spot you get sacrificed