Hasta la vista, Abey...

"Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church." "And how am I supposed to do that!? Do I have a magic lens that can see into people's souls!? Well, yours would be black, Kent. Black as the ace of SPADES!"

Come to papa! Wait a minute... You have a straight flush, Homer! G'oh! You do this every time, ya- Oh, you... Chokin' on my own rage, here!

"Hey, Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia?" "Uh... U-uh, yes, I am... Thank you for asking!"

See you in hell, candy boys!

This jersey is a mood 😂

"Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube." "Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office." "Is it about my cube?"

In homage to Wednesdays poor season it's a nice touch the bottom 4 now initially spell out their club nickname. #swfc

"Mop and bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator." "We have another jumper on the roof of T.G.I. McScratchy's." "We need more BORT licence plates in the gift shop. I repeat, We are sold out of BORT licence plates!"

•Igor Tudor departs Tottenham•

Those are NHL officials about to make the worst goaltender interference call you’ve ever seen

‘anxiety is in the net’ yeah thats pretty on point

The Utah Mammoth unveil the “Zammoth”… and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time 🥶🦣

Experience Oilers hockey 🥲

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein

I wouldn’t be listening to any other game tonight 🇨🇦 #GoSensGo #LeafsForever Happy retirement Joe Bowen - here’s to hearing one final Holy Mackinaw! 🎙️