You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

The dang Chinese are making Crystal Pepsi fried chicken

julian casablancas's 4 takes on subwaytakes

I turned down a 4th round job interview and 3 people called me to ask why. I told them their interview process is too long and it required me to take time off work each time.

Amazing stuff

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the corporate-state intelligence nexus can upload a U2 album to your device w/o your consent, they can also upload a word document which makes you sound like a crazed lunatic, title it “manifesto,” then frame you for a spree of crimes…

I could see that! 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stay for the credits, where you'll see a credits block listing all the plants shown in the film that completely dwarfs the list of actors

Companies should be investigated because am absolutely convinced 90% of jobs on jobsites aren't actually real

Republicans have introduced the following bills to honor Donald Trump: — Carve Trump’s face into Mount Rushmore — Replace Benjamin Franklin with Trump on $100 bills — Make Trump’s birthday a national holiday — Conduct “Trump Derangement Syndrome” research at the NIH — Give Trump

🇺🇳 Several UN officials threaten to resign after internal emails exposed how top leadership coordinated with Israeli diplomats to soften war crime language in official reports. One staffer: “We’ve become a PR agency for genocide.”

I swear this is how the OG game looked like to my eyes when I was a kid

what possible market other than mass shooters could this appeal to

One of the all time great twitter accounts.

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

Next April, 2027 at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

in my 30s, I just want a home like this. green, quiet, and a life that feels calm