Just woke up at 5:15, showered, and got ready for work.... looked at the schedule thinking i had to be there at 6:30, and your boy doesnt start working until 1:30 🙃

"The check engine light on my liver is on"- Ethan Griepenstroh

People get Subway and Noodles & Co. as therapists when all I want is Busch Beer to give me adequate attention here and there

in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰

Hey Post Malone I have a question for you...

Twitter World!! It’s that time of year we are ready to officially take volunteer’s for the 2020 Korn Ferry Tour Championship this August. If you would like to help out and work with the Victoria National Agronomy Staff please fill out on the link below.

I have long heard about the debate between which butger is better. Is it Whataburger® or In-N-Out? I am here to settle the debate, and the answer everyone is looking for, is Culvers. Thank you.

I don’t know about you all, but I only get my news from independent, reliable sources.

ROLL CALL! What town, city, state and/or country are you guys watching the rest of the post season from? @zdbulleit

White Boy Summer !!

I think im in love with Freddie Freeman

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, after being eliminated in back to back games

Wordle 224 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I have not been one to post my results, but I will admit this is the only time my parents have been proud of me.

With the 1st pick of the World War III Draft. The United States selects _____

You don’t need gas when your sisters room is down the hall

Which one is it?

Aaron Rodgers: Can we get a WR? Packers: