Leaves a letter for Hawke. "Hi. It's Merrill. I was just checking in to see how you are. Come and visit! You know where I live!"

Tell me a story, Varric.

"I love flowers."

The Gender Binary (dual-wield; inflicts confusion and discomfort)

10 high fashion models who are actually elves

Oh, caves! I like caves!

Do you have a parrot, Isabela?

I have to say, this is a nice break from the templars giving me the hairy eyeball all the time.

"Soooo... what's been happening?"

"D-did everyone die?"

"Does anyone want to go cave wandering with me?"

"Ooh. Redundancy..."

The past is important, to you and to all of us. We must know it to move forward.

It just seems... wasteful for humans to lock their mages away where they can't do any good.

"Bethany Hawke is very cute. And she's very kind to me." x.com/nogardemalf/st…

Why I bravely tell stories that aren't mine to tell

(laughs) The Champion of Kirkwall going to battle naked. Why can't I ever have that dream?

//I find it funny that both Merrill and Alistair say the same sort of thing. x.com/MerrillBot/sta…