First show of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe Fringe this year @GoodWomenShow - absolutely free - HIDDEN GEM. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Saw RCS Musical Theatre #MothersStrong - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I am not a mother - but I knew one once and she would have loved it. A real treat. Alan.

#squirrelplays Part of the Main Productions ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - good good - but minor gripe...no squirrels in America - and that shows in the writing. I’ve said it before - and I’ll say it again. You have to: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. Alan.

Late to the Fringe (again) this year. Train got held up in Carlisle because some joker booked a ticket with a railcard and refused to produce it. ANYWAY. I’m looking for #edfringe reccomendations for Daily Star Sunday arts review section. Thanks! Alan

Think a brilliant name for an improv show would be “CSI: Miami” but the “i” stands for “improvisation”. So it would be “Crime Scene Improvisation: Miami” in its full form. but people would still call it “CSI” to save time. Alan.

Fake news. Alan.

V v interesting. Myself and Sandy (new pup after Ronnie / my old pit bull terrier was taken last year) are preppers in our free time. Will have to come along! Alan.

Banksy FINALLY breaks silence over identity…and he’s NOT Massive Attack musician bit.ly/2uqDRhs

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for DEATH CITY by DEATH CITY - Flyer said 'More stunts than expected!' - but I didn't expect THAT MANY. Brill. Alan.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Rat Pack Live I thought they were all dead - but The Rat Pack clamber from the grave in this chilling musical treat. Spooky. Alan.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️for Max & Ivan The show works about as well as leather shoes with yellow laces. Laughs aplenty, but horrible, horrible shoes. Alan.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Night Owl Shows #TheCarolKingStory. I think the producers of 'Beautiful' on the West End might have something to say here. Alan.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️The Typo King FRSL / FRSA #AnEveningWithAnImmigrant despite the entire Daily Star office urging me not to go. loved it. Wonderfully wordy. Alan.

⭐️ for Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now! sold out b/c #LoveIsland but an entire hour of jokes about The Post Office. Yawn. Pick on someone your own size. Alan.

Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now! My apologies, turns out I was in the wrong show. I was actually at #PostOfficePuns FreeFringeFest - Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now! any way I can rebook?

⭐️for West End Wonderland 'The Blues Brothers: Live!' Seriously, why wouldn't you just watch the film. Alan.

Very excited for The Toxic Avenger tonight. Hearing great things. Break legs to all involved! Alan.

Bigwigs at DailyStar HQ are putting pressure on me to review shows 4 'our demographic'. Sigh. Can any1 suggest a gd show with tits in? Alan.

Preferably naked tits. Alan.