imagine each tweet as a scene in The Office

Me: *crying while auditing the beneficiary report for life insurance*

Employee Engagement attempt using Office 365 Me: *sends a Top 3 Pizza Places! poll and asks people to feel free to indicate their crust type and toppings* Everyone: *thinks i’m providing pizza tomorrow* 🤦🏾‍♀️

I’m a sucker for a great on-boarding experience!

thank you @PericoPrincess and RUSS for my new fav song #BestOnEarth

After 15 min of convo about a now obsolete spreadsheet that was partially maintained by my predecessor. General Counsel: I guess you’re Miss Data Entry now! Me: Uh, there is a report I can run for this in Paychex. Me inside: You did not bring me here to maintain inefficiencies.