sometimes you don't realise your best friend is actually an egg

eggs are cool eggs are great eggs are perfect be their mate!

what did the drug dealer say to the egg? want some crack?

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The egg starter pack 1) not funny 2) calls everyone daddy 3) doesn't like cracks

what an eggs phone would look like

don't throw an egg at someone it will hurt the eggs feelings

sometimes eggs want a hug but you gotta be careful not to crack them

my inner personality is an egg because I am small and fragile

who wants to be part of the egglings™ group chat

So, daddy pull me closer in the backseat of your carton

I am a very bored egg

doot doot I am cute 🐣

What did the comedian say to the egg? I'm only yoking!

me irl

I'm going to get fragile tattooed on my forehead