me being pregnant and taking out all my piercings 🥲

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I love my dog so much. That’s really my bestie pop

me after I have this baby

ok but what if they don’t think that….I’m not lying to make you feel better? No one asked you to compliment me

idk I just stand in the corner

just made my husband watch both because HES NEVER SEEN THEM

Idk how any woman can experience being drunk in a bathroom with a bunch of girlies gossiping or making friends and think “yeah, let’s add men to this”

merry and bright

Petition for Valentina V. to drop a maternity collection🤰👙

I’m literally going to birth a baby in 8-10 weeks that’s crazyyyy

meet my new baby ravioli 🤎

I have friends who are teachers and I can 100% guarantee they would be better parents than 70% of the existing parents lmao

getting baby registry gifts in the mail is the highlight of my weeks now 😂

my family offered to throw my baby shower but this is my first child and I’m WAY too particular so I’m overseeing the whole thing and they’re paying for it😂😭 my mom giving me ideas and I’m like “yeah let’s do this instead”

sometimes u just gotta stand over the stove and eat mac n cheese from the pot