Rule of Acquisition #193: Trouble comes in threes.

Rule of Acquisition #75: Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of latinum.

Rule of Acquisition #272: Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal.

Rule of Acquisition #40: She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.

Rule of Acquisition #153: Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

Rule of Acquisition #240: Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.

Rule of Acquisition #199: Location, location, location.

Rule of Acquisition #89: It's better to lose some profit and live than lose all profit and die.

Rule of Acquisition #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit.

Rule of Acquisition #33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.

Rule of Acquisition #69: Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.

Rule of Acquisition #168: Whisper your way to success.

Rule of Acquisition #88: Vengeance will cost you everything.

Rule of Acquisition #99: Trust is the biggest liability of all.

Rule of Acquisition #290: An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally.

Rule of Acquisition #87: Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.

Rule of Acquisition #190: Hear all, trust nothing.

Rule of Acquisition #431: When the shooting starts, let the mercenaries handle it!

Rule of Acquisition #214: Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.

Rule of Acquisition #2: The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.