Get ready, Portland! This is the first place you can find me this weekend!

Its me, I'm girls

8:02p I got stuck between the coats and the wall trying to turn off the light. I have to START getting ready in 2 hours. Prayers welcome.

Obsessed

This is the gear we all deserve for surviving the holidays overunderltd.com/collections/all

The 90s are back and all of my podcast catalog is talking about ska.

A performer friend has the same government name as my middle school teacher. That follow just gave me a heart attack 🤣☠️

Today is the day EXXXOTICA Expo

Picture it: Vegas, just now, Me covered in glitter in a cow print crop top. Woman in the elevator "are you here for the bowling competition?"

Waiting on my hard-femme application to be approved because I just installed 3 window units and broke 0 nails 💅

Hosted by me and gash slinging slasher Performances from BOOBOOKITTYFUCK Dahlia Fatale #rosemarymaybe #lezbianminelli With DJs MOTHEIR @stasneybaby WOO 🤠🤠🤠

I shaved the side of my head a year and a half ago. Today I discovered I can no longer do space buns

December 30th is officially "oh shit, January is now, time for ADMIN" day.

Some people play fancy new video games, but yall...Paper Mario is incredible

New moment vocabulary=perpetual baby deer and lots of WHYYYYYY

So excited to bring some fun surprises to Big Al’s Speakeasy - Peoria Strip Club this weekend. Are you coming? Shows Friday and Saturday night, and maybe some hot tubbing?!