going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

Yeah because her job is to drive the fuckin bus lol why are you language policing grade schoolers

How it feels to cook in the kitchen with one other person

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

GOOD because defunding educational television is stupid.

Fuck MAGA

I am soooo sleepy. I can’t 🫩

Forgot I am 8 months pregnant when I walked into the liquor store. The security guard stared hard at me 😭 I had to promise the cashier the liquor wasn’t for me

there’s a special place in heII reserved for these trophy hunters

Why on earth would Chris Martin check in on affair lady from HR?

Doesn't feel fake when I pay my bills. Hbu?

Had to say “alright it’s time to go home” 😪

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

LOL