RT Déjà Zoo: #teamwagga RT Joe Heuer: Healthier: how you’ll die by exercising every day.

RT The Alien Account: Darkest: the exact moment you’re trying to find your seat at a movie. RT Joe Heuer

RT Sharie: lol RT Joe Heuer: Pecans: the goal of everyone destined to go nuts.

RT @LyricalSunset7: lol. rt Joe Heuer: Convincing: the best way to make your idea sound even if you’re full of doubt.

RT Fatima Umar: !!! RT Joe Heuer: Correct: what you’ll eventually be if you live each day as if it’s your last.

RT adenike: "Joe Heuer: Rule of thumb: the know-it-all’s formula for making a guess."

RT KayKayBosom: RT Joe Heuer: Happy: what more people would be if ignorance really was bliss.

RT @LyricalSunset7: lolRT Joe Heuer: Death: failure to fulfill one’s wellness potential.

RT 👩🏻‍🦯Yvonne💛: RT Joe Heuer: Wisdom: the type of teeth you get from biting off more than you can chew.

RT Sarin Suares: Cuisine: a term indicating outrageously priced bite-sized portions. RT Joe Heuer

RT PK Talli: RT Joe Heuer: Assumption: the first sign of impending disaster.

RT Marilin: THIS!!!! RT Joe Heuer: Fun: what you’ll always miss by obeying all the rules.

RT Tweet Chat: Lol soooo true! RT Joe Heuer: Exercise: something best done in the morning before the brain figures out what’s going on.

RT Gussi Mane: RT Joe Heuer: Embarrassment: a parent’s ultimate weapon.

RT A.S. Aruwa: "Joe Heuer: Assmosis: the process of absorbing success and advancement by kissing up to the boss."

RT @RachieVPA: "Joe Heuer: Cheap: what talk is since supply so greatly exceeds demand."

RT RonSupportsYou: RT Joe Heuer Shower: the location where most brilliant ideas materialize.

RT .: Yeah..."Joe Heuer: Synchronicity: God’s way of remaining anonymous."

RT @amelindamoniaga: "Joe Heuer: Beer: Gatorade for bowlers."

Week: a unit of time that always seems so much shorter on a vacation than on a diet.