Being from Florida, every time i go to a city with mountains i stare at them as if they’re a nice rack. Absolutely stunning.

it’s february 1st

does NASA know i’m the star they’re looking for

i said

My mom be like “I lived life too”, mommy you ain’t never had this much motion I promise you

Thoughts of what could’ve been

"are you seeing anyone" like hallucinating??

u ever been so right bout some all u could do is laugh? 😂

Some of your friends are actually legends in the making, don’t sleep on them.

La pose que haré cuando me case y una chica intente coquetearme

Broke women don't deserve no d!ck!!!!

Such a sad thing when you realize that the girl you like cannot afford you 💔

Be you. Fuck the program.

Me when I start talking to a nurse that happens to be an AKA

cheating is one thing. but u took em to my taco spot i showed u? u dirty bih😭

Jobs hate when you have motion outside the job.

don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius!

Cinco de Mayo fall on a taco Tuesday…How you say “bounce that ASS just like yo friend do” in Spanish ?

#MenInWomenDominatedFields

They think they/them