musicians winning Brit awards be like “thownk yew sou moach”

XHXHDHDHDHDH I love Adele

found out then man who SA'd me just got in a horrible car accident lmao

i found a pair of my false eyelashes in the fridge idk bro

band merch so expensive now if your ex don't return that hoodie it's actually a crime

jake picked me up with a box of pizza and let me play with his puppy all day so that basically cured my depression im fine now

i know i deactivated my ig but i wanna post pics of this dog so bad

i usually just disclaim (most of) my red flags at once in the beginning to get it out of the way if they continue that's on them

no cause what is my problem with having flings with people super far away like this is torture lol

imagine having sex to the mortal kombat 1995 soundtrack

tonight a man tried me and i hope i verbally abused him to the point i've completely derailed him & it will be nearly impossible to gain a crumb of self esteem ever again

stop summoning me i need some fuckin sleep

potentially an unpopular opinion idk but i can't wait to turn 30 cause i love myself x10 more than i did in my early twenties imagine how powerful i'll be when i hit 30 bro

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

i wanna make sandwiches for someone

nah i gotta chill

can someone buy me shania twain tickets

every time i read the toronto ig meme page comments i lose years off my life expectancy

wow look at me go!!!!

imagine having an i dentist twin who does crime and people always think you did it lol they see the wanted sign and then they see u and they freak out ha ha ha