Ah, the advent calendar - your daily reminder that you are running out of time to prepare for Christmas!

Always going the extra mile to solve the problem! ... that I created.

Is it normal for your children to invent a new religion based around rodents?

If you don't joke about eating the youngest, then are you even dadding? #succulent

I can tell when the kids are hungry because they start fighting... Guess I'm making tortillas!

"Rainbows are coming out of your head!" "Lime green bubbles are shooting out of your head!" Never let this creativity go!

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I spend a disproportionate amount of my time being annoyed.

I know they shouldn't be whispering to each other at .. cripes, 11pm.. but it's quite soothing!

Tune in for more science projects.

Having tiny daughters is fun but no one warns you about the *clothing*. I mean, wtf are leggings.

Looking forward to getting off the exhausting treadmill of term-time and diving into the exhausting chaos of Easter holidays. Didn't Enid Blyton come up with a way to send them all camping on the moors for a month?

Oh yeah. #dadding x.com/NoContextHuman…

Carefully explaining to my children that Godzilla is a kaiju, but King Kong is a cryptid.

Gearing up for chocolate Christmas.

Despite the sugar highs, Easter is actually great. An excuse to BBQ or roast, in spring, with 4 days off. Lovely time to see family. What are you doing?

The kids like Jamaican ginger cake -- hurrah! It was a favourite from my own childhood, so I am pleased. What snacks or treats do you remember best?