"Heeeeeey!"

"A little bit. Mostly because you've been around for... A while." @ChildFromEros

"Jeez. That's a big commitment for an immortal. But hey, you do what you believe in, and you can't be wrong." @ChildFromEros

"I wish. I don't do anything exciting. My life has been saving the world and sucking at school." @ChildFromEros

"Not really, demigods and technology don't mix well." @ChildFromEros

"I don't have the slightest idea, but when we use tech, it's like shooting a meat-scented flare for monsters." @ChildFromEros

"Yup. It's a real pain. I can barely ever talk to friends." @ChildFromEros

"Yeah, if I can find a pay phone, or use an Iris message, I can get to her." @ChildFromEros

"Yeah, it gets a little lonely at times, even though I've got all my friends. You just can't replace a mom, y'know?" @ChildFromEros

"Yeah..." Percy lets out a little chuckle, unsure of what to do or say next @ChildFromEros

"We didn't really cuddle much, but sure, what else do you need?" @ChildFromEros

"Some food sounds great right now. I don't really have a car, is the only problem..." @ChildFromEros

"I dunno if you haven't noticed, but the camp is several miles away from... Anything." @ChildFromEros

"True... So, um... I don't know many good places besides this one little burger place down at Long Beach." @ChildFromEros

"Pizza? Hell yeah! I'm so in!" @ChildFromEros

"POSEIDON'S PUBES!!!" Percy usually wouldn't say stuff like that, but he doesn't have a Greek curse that describes how /fucked/ he is.

"Oh, hey, happy birthday to me."

"Gods, is it August already? I seriously thought it was the middle of July."

Does his lonely birthday dance. It's not very good, sure, but he's working on it.

// Daaaah, shite. I've gotta run.