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“Today you are nine. Today I am much more aware that learning is the most important part of being a dad. I know this because you are such a good teacher” everdaygirldad.myshopify.com/blogs/news/to-…

A thread: HOW TO HELP IN THE KITCHEN AT THE HOLIDAYS WHEN YOU ARE A DUDE AND HAVE BEEN HISTORICALLY SHOOED OUT OF THE KITCHEN, ONLY TO WATCH YOUR MOTHERS AND SISTERS LOOK EXHAUSTED ALL THROUGH THE HOLIDAY

Breaking down barriers in the Big Apple huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-york…

My 6 year old said that if Marie Kondo came to our house he would hide. He says ALL of his toys spark joy.

If you’re worried about being a crap parent, you’re probably doing ok x.com/slate/status/1…

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Research shows (probably) that almost all parenting hang-ups and hurdles would be more efficiently resolved if only the parents in each case knew which wine to pair with their particular situation chaser.com.au/quarterly/matc…

Let it scowl, let it scowl.... extremely here for gritty reboot of Frozen.

You leap out of bed at 4am to sooth child. Child falls back to sleep on you in the chair, leaning heavily of your full bladder. You can’t move. In your haste you’ve kicked on a white noise machine, which plays taunting water sounds to you in the darkness.

"No matter how unrealistic, I retained a sliver of hope that I could get through to him. That's not quite accurate. I knew I couldn't, but at least I could put my fingertips on his cheek."

Sounds familiar... 🤔

If we had launched a men’s health service, it would probably look a lot like this. Get on it, Australia!

My son is very tired this morning. “If you didn’t get up at 1am, 2am, 4am and 6am maybe you wouldn’t be so tired now,” I say at him in frustration, aware that he lacks the comprehension to actually understand. He waits a moment then, as a reply, he shits his pants #parenting

This 👇🏻

Best to avoid if you prefer staying angry

This gets me right in the tennis/Dadzone. 😭

This is why we do it x.com/_11Remember_/s…

When the dog runs off with your GoPro x.com/humorandanimal…