Dear Parents of Teens, How long does does the “Deez Nuts/Your Mom as a response to every question” portion of teenagedom last? Sincerely, A once mildly amused but now annoyed parent of a 13 year old

ban the books NOW

When you think about it, it’s really pretty impressive that humanity survived so long without air fryers.

Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is

7:00 am Monday morning Zooms do not slap

Dwyane Wade offers advice to dads who have trans children

*Buncha bros hanging out at the table behind us at dinner Bro 1: Have you guys seen Moneyball? Bro 2: I haven’t seen a lot of older movies 😐

Out of all the bad music that humanity has produced in the last 200,000 or so years I am convinced that The Eagles’ “New Kid in Town” is the worst of the lot

We will adopt your baby. And keep it forever, and ever, and ever

Sure, sex is great but have you ever had Extra Toasty Cheez-its?

“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”

Welcome to your 40’s. You can now wake up a with a sprained ankle and have no idea how you got it. Apparently.

All proceeds will be split between Trans Lifeline & the GLAAD Transgender Media Program 🌈 shop.marenmorris.com/collections/hq…

You ready, Tennessee?! For the first time since 2016, we are headed to Knoxville to see Tennessee Football take on Florida Gators Football.

I am tweeting that Tennessee Football beat Alabama Football for the first time ever!!!!!!

It’s ok. We’re going to win the whole fucking thing in 2026

Chattanooga leads with its values, and that's a huge part of what makes our community so special. As long as I’m mayor, I will continue to do everything in my power to ensure Chattanooga remains a welcoming, accepting and safe place for everyone.

I asked #ChatGPT how TFG would respond to his indictment. Pretty sure its prediction is the lock of the century

❤️GARTH BROOKS: “Diversity. Inclusiveness. That’s me. That’s always been me… diversity is the answer to our problems. If you come to our bar, come in with love.” Garth Brooks addresses the unhinged backlash to his NASHVILLE bar carrying Bud Light. This is leadership.