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Dad Fiction

@dadfiction

Both married. 1 pooped his pants at 35 and again at 37. 1 podcast. Infinite whiskey.

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TwinzerDad (@twinzerdad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Barry Sanders (@barrysanders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let's give away one more Panini America card - the Detroit Lions & NFL fans love the new batch of #PersonalSamples they sent over for me to give away - so retweet this and follow me for a chance to win this triple inscribed #prizm beauty - #SandersSponsors

Let's give away one more <a href="/PaniniAmerica/">Panini America</a> card - the <a href="/Lions/">Detroit Lions</a> &amp; <a href="/NFL/">NFL</a> fans love the new batch of #PersonalSamples they sent over for me to give away - so retweet this and follow me for a chance to win this triple inscribed #prizm beauty - #SandersSponsors
Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

wife: please be careful with that box...you remember the bead incident narrator: of course he remembered the bead incident. it was may, 2017. he'd decided surprise her by organizing the closet; ironically, it was him who would soon be surprised.

Trent Crimm, Independent (@thetrentcrimm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- Trent Crimm, Independent, Independent - It's better if you imagine Jason Sudeikis saying: "Oh wait, I forgot I'm left-handed" right as he walked up to shoot and "barbecue sauce" as the ball is in the air. #TedLasso #Knicks

Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've been married has-pictures-of-the-bed-we-sleep-in-at-my-in-laws-saved-on-my-phone-so-I-know-how-to-arrange-all-of-the-throw-pillows-when-we-leave years.

Dad Fiction (@dadfiction) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Truth is You never pick up all the dog poop You can't pluck all the gray hairs Your car will never be clean when you have kids Body lotion is not toothpaste.