I love endings bc they are secretly beginnings

I highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

Party ideas. Each guest is tasked with bringing the most controversial person they know as a plus one

saw a guy with an oura ring and apple watch on at the same time brother how much do you need to know about yourself

sometimes when i’m on a date i be like damn i’d be a good escort

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

modern men be like: looking for traditional conservative family-oriented throat goat

Russian names are so cunty sometimes. Svetlana? Cunt. Sasha? Cunt. Dasha? Cunt. Mischa? Cunt. Maxim? Cunt. Alexei? Cunt. Dmitriy? Cunt. Daria? Cunt. Katya? Cunt. Nikita? Cunt. Nikolai? Cunt. Nastya? Cunt.

Biggest turnoffs for an eldest daughter 1. Incompetence 2. Lack of initiative 3. Zero sense of urgency 4. Lack of consideration 5. Inconsistency.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

The paradox of maturing is that you arrive back at the child

me and Claude

Guys be like I know a spot and it’s bald

Trusted a fart and shit my pants Whose fault is it? That’s right Israel

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.