despite the odds, i will have a good summer. or else this city will pay

I need pepper spray for whenever someone stands directly behind me in line. GET OUT OF MY BUBBLE BRO

Me after the Za takes control

2 days camping and NO access to CSI las vagas. Guys, starting praying.

Words cannot express what I would give to have one last night with Skippy.

I need my squatty potty at work fr

Unprivating my cringy high school theatre kid TikTok’s because I’m a grown ass adult and still love it and can’t be effected by the judgment of peers NO MORE

Instead of ordering a Cappy Blast you should just shoot me in the head

Normalize hitting your pen and having a dance party in the private bathroom when you can’t take breaks at work

They need to post “fart zone” on the walk-in door when I work fr

Sorry guys. I have to listen to the entirety of “Monkey Wrench” before I can leave the car. My worms are telling me I must.

Need my boyfriend home RIGHT NOW 😡

Forever cursed to hear Shapoopi and go into fight or flight Josh Inmon choreography (it’s been 3 years 😭)

I miss national and division Kum n Go. When constructions done it’s OVER. I need my queen.

Me when I’m about to FREAK out, I’m not talkin like crazy, I’m talking.. like freakyyy 🤪🤪

Curious cause I’m goerge Serious cause I’m the joker Bi-curious

I’m back