Kick ons in hell, anyone?

I always read @artheistchris as atheist Chris.

Pak n Save Thames is wild

Uber and MaiFM name a more iconic duo

Offsets verse in Slide gets me er time

“can i copy your homework?” “yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious you copied” “ok”

I’m just gonna listen to The 1975 and vape in my car till I feel better

When you’re vacuuming and it goes slurrrp slurrrp slurrrp that’s when you know you’re getting the good shit

Holy shit!!

2 months ago if you heard “is Chernobyl overrated?” on the radio eyebrows would be raised.

Can Rackets play another gig that shit use to be fire

I still fondly remember that one time I dressed as a frat boy for a Halloween party and overheard a chick saying “this party sucks, look that guy didn’t even dress up he just looks like a douche”... I guess that means I nailed the costume.

It’s a sit down in the shower kind of day

Saw a dude trying to take of photo of two girls hooking up in the club last night. Grow the fuck up buddy

I was wearing a SGC t shirt in Byron town and a guy who looked like a k mart Matt Corby was like “stolen girlfriends club aye! Fuck boys hide ya missus’!”

Wish ads are my fav. Might see some sex toys might see this shit idk! So exciting!

Me lying in bed wondering if it’s raining outside hard enough to not have to use my rainsounds app.

julian casablancas looks like Flume on the piss